You can not take the "used to be's",
You build your life on goals you set
You make your new tomorrows
So strive to make tomorrows
By D. Sherman
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1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
4. How many outs are there in an inning?
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour
How many minutes would the pills last?
9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? |
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HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY????? It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward. Following are some examples: |
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THINGS AROUND THE HOUSE THAT WORK WONDERS |
2. Sealed envelope - Put in the freezer for a few hours, then slide a knife under the flap. The envelope can then be resealed. 3. Use Empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to. 4. For icy door steps in freezing temperatures: get warm water and put Dawn dishwashing liquid in it. Pour it all over the steps. They won't refreeze. 5. Crayon marks on walls? This worked wonderfully! A damp rag, dipped in baking soda. Comes out with little effort (elbow grease that is!). 6. Permanent marker on appliances/counter tops (like store receipt BLUE!) rubbing alcohol on paper towel. 7. Whenever I purchase a box of S.O.S Pads, I immediately take a pair of scissors and cut each pad into halves. After years of having to throw away rusted and unused and smelly pads, I finally decided that this would be much more economical. And now a box of S.O.S pads last me indefinitely! In fact, I have noticed that the scissors get sharpened this way! 8. Opening brand new jars can be a feat in itself. Well, I have found away to make it the easiest thing to do. Instead of banging a jar of jam, pickles, etc., with a knife until it loosens u p, I simply reach into the drawer and pull out the handy nutcracker. It adjusts to the size of the jar and I simply give it a good twist and off pops the lid! 9. Blood stains on clothes ? Not to worry! Just pour a little peroxide on a cloth and proceed to wipe off every drop of blood. Works every time! 10. Use vertical strokes when washing windows outside and horizontal for inside windows. This way you can tell which side has the streaks. Straight vinegar will get outside windows really clean. Don't wash windows on a sunny day. They will dry too quickly and will probably streak. 11. Spray a bit of perfume on the lightbulb in any room to create a lovely light scent in each room when the light is turned on. Place fabric softener sheets in dresser drawers and your clothes will smell freshly washed for weeks to come. You can also do this with towels and linen. 12. Candles will last a lot longer if placed in the freezer for at least 3 hours prior to burning. 13. To clean artificial flowers, pour some salt into a paper bag and add the flowers. Shake vigorously as the salt will absorb all the dust and dirt and leave your artificial flowers looking like new! 14. To easily remove burnt on food from your skillet, simply add a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom of pan, and bring to a boil on stovetop. 15. Spray your Tupperware with nonstick cooking spray before pouring in to mato based sauces and there won't be any stains. 16. When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. 17. When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help bring out the corn's natural sweetness. 18. Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. 19. To get rid of itch from mosquito bites, try applying soap on the area and you will experience instant relief. 20. Ants, ants, ants everywhere ... Well, they are said to never cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on the floor or wherever ants tend to march. 21. Use air-freshener to clean mirrors. It does a good job and better still, leaves a lovely smell to the shine. 22. When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before resorting to tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape over the splinter, then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most splinters painlessly and easily. 23. Now look what you can do with Alka Seltzer: • Clean a toilet. Drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets, wait twenty minutes, brush and flush. The citric acid and effervescent action clean vitreous China. • Clean a vase. To remove a stain from the bottom of a glass vase or cruet, fill with water and drop in two Alka Seltzer tablets. • Polish jewelry. Drop two Alka Seltzer tablets into a glass of water and immerse the jewelry for two minutes. • Clean a thermos bottle. Fill the bottle with water, drop in four Alka Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer, if necessary). • Unclog a drain. Clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka Seltzer tablets down the drain followed by a cup of Heinz White Vinegar.Wait a few minutes, then run the hot water.
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1. Is there a Fourth of July in England? Yes, it comes after the third of July!
2. How many birthdays does the average man have? Just one!
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? All of them!
4. How many outs are there in an inning? 6, three per side!
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? No - because he is dead!
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking....
7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2, you took them, remember?
8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.
9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9
10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!
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